I asked ChatGBT to ‘roast’ a screenshot of my Instagram feed. Just for fun. While doom-scrolling, I’d come across two other people doing two very different versions of this, and it seemed funny. So, what does ChatGPT think of my knitting and crochet?

If you want to try it yourself, here’s what you do. Take a screenshot of your Instagram feed. There’s mine.

Open the ChatGBT app (or any AI app you use). Type in ‘create a roast of my Instagram feed’ as a prompt. Attach the screenshot.

And momentarily, a long, entertaining, takedown of your Instagram feed should appear, for your amusement. You can then turn that into a humorous reel, or any other content you like.

Disclaimer. I research and write all my own content here on the Fairythorn. My recent post about child safeguarding in knitting and crochet photography, for example, took me literally months to write, and it’s all my own work.

What follows, on the other hand, is legit, straight up, AI generated drivel (but funny, so I’m sharing).

chatGPT roast…

“Ah, yes, thefairythorn—a haven where knitting enthusiasts gather to exchange patterns like they’re insider stock tips. Who needs memes and viral dances when you’ve got socks? Your grid looks like a cozy corner of the internet where wool and needles rule the world, and the only drama involves dropping a stitch. 


That 50% off post is screaming, “Knitting deals hotter than my morning tea,” while the Tester Call is basically your way of saying, “Who’s brave enough to make these socks and live to tell the tale?” And I see you’ve got a pup involved too—because what’s a knitting account without an adorable dog to model your finest creations? 


It’s clear you’ve knit a tight community here—pun intended. This is where people come to escape the fast-paced world and slow down with some seriously intricate knitting projects. Just be careful—before you know it, you’ll be the next TikTok trend: “Knitting Influencer Gone Viral.”


In all seriousness, it’s a cozy, niche feed that clearly brings joy to your followers! Keep those needles clacking!”

So if you’d like to join my cosy corner of the internet for knitting AND CROCHET, pop over to The Fairythorn on Instagram and hit ‘follow’.

But the place to be, so as to be sure you don’t miss tester calls, launch offers, and news, is on my newsletter mailing list. Get a free pattern for signing up.